{"id":1069,"date":"2018-01-31T18:25:48","date_gmt":"2018-01-31T23:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2018-01-31T18:25:48","modified_gmt":"2018-01-31T23:25:48","slug":"a-kiwi-some-dates-walk-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/a-kiwi-some-dates-walk-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A Kiwi &#038; Some Dates Walk Into A Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #006600;\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1074 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/LongConsolidated.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/LongConsolidated.jpg 288w, https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/LongConsolidated-229x300.jpg 229w, https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/LongConsolidated-1x1.jpg 1w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #006600;\">Let\u2019s just say that yesterday I volunteered to do my favorite three-year-old\u2019s Tu b\u2019Shevat shopping. It turned out that my assignment was less then clear.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sadly, I\u2019ve heard parents complain that, at times their schools communicate in a confusing manner. Perhaps in attempting to have a wide appeal the administration is sending watered-down generic messages. Or, perhaps the person charged with communications \u00a0lacks clear direction. A host of reasons can be responsible for poor communication. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Be sure you don\u2019t get dates when you want kiwis!<br \/>\nBe sure that all your messages are clear and compelling!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1075 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Learn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Learn.jpg 288w, https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Learn-1x1.jpg 1w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/>To learn more about my crystal clear Creative Communications services<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">, or any of my other day school marketing and development services, please send me an <\/span><strong><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"mailto:Cph@CreativeCommunicationsGroup.com?subject=Learn More!\"><u>email<\/u><\/a><\/em><\/strong>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000;\">or call me at 516.569.8070.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Happy Tu b&#8217;Shevat! Kol tuv,<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/SignatureBlack.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-182\" src=\"https:\/\/www.creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/SignatureBlack-300x46.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"46\" srcset=\"https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/SignatureBlack-300x46.jpg 300w, https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/SignatureBlack-6x1.jpg 6w, https:\/\/creativecommunicationsgroup.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/SignatureBlack.jpg 565w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Candace Plotsker-Herman<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>ps. Are you curious? I bought two kiwis and a container of dates!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s just say that yesterday I volunteered to do my favorite three-year-old\u2019s Tu b\u2019Shevat shopping. It turned out that my assignment was less then clear. Sadly, I\u2019ve heard parents complain that, at times their schools communicate in a confusing manner. Perhaps in attempting to have a wide appeal the administration is sending watered-down generic messages. 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